The Chair is Against the Wall.

The snake is in the grass.

So in an effort to pin down a training ground for me and my bow, I called Layton Police tonight.

I just want to know if it's legal to shoot it in my backyard (ok, honestly, I'm thinking not, but if it's possible, then I want to know).

All of the legal codes reference knives and firearms, but no bows.

So I find their number and call them.

Now they're on to me.

Sheesh.

I call, and the gals, like... "I don't know for sure, but I would say no. But if you give me your address and phone number I can have an officer call you back."

It's a trap!

Now they know!

But I'll be glad to know.

So once I find out, you will too, naturally.

Anyways.