Ah ha!

You thought you were going to make it out alive? But you had no chance to survive!

Ah, ah, ah...

Well yesterday was interesting. Saving the world, +1! We spent the entirety of the day (after 1pm, because even evil Gods won't wake early on a Saturday) fighting a great beast of Hell. Someone's icy hell. It was kinda great, if you ever want to see me play a Nun, you missed it. I was the Black Nun-ja (among other things) with my holy shurikens in the shape of justice (or a cross, whichever's closer). It was a ferocious battle, I actually liked my choice of character. At one point I actually turned the tide of battle, win or lose, was on me. But only because I had almost nearly forgotten about the coolest item I had all game.

But we kept the beast from coming forth and saved our corner of the world. But alas, we weren't through...

As we were leaving a real life crisis was unfolding. We stood near the door shaking hands and exchanging final good byes, then came a woman's scream from without! We opened the door not sure if it was the roudy group upstairs (there had been a party brewing all day), but it turned out being a group accross the way. Turns out their domestic dispute went a little violent. The man ended up dragging the woman, all the while screaming "Help! Help!"

We called the police and were constantly ready to pounce if the need should have arrived, but they remain cloaked in their home. The police showed up shortly there after and it was a testament to their training. They knock on the door once, ring the door bell once, and needed to hear her scream, just once...

They were in the middle of figuring out whether or not to go through the door or the window when the struggle inside tipped a lamp. It was a sight! The policemen spun on the spot, took no more then two steps and shattered the door frame as if it had never been there.

We ended up staying so that my father, basically in the middle of the (not fighting) action, had to fill out a report. He had been near the door the entire time, including the entry.

It was a sight, but equal to the magnitude of that was the state of mind that they maintained. The woman's first comment was: "Who's going to pay for that?" The man's was "I thought you couldn't come in without a warrant." with the entering officer (the one who kicked in the door) replied to the man "You left the door unlocked."

It was exciting to say the least.

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Well all that aside, it's still Sunday, so if you're reading this tomorrow, I DID NOT FORGET THE SONG OF THE WEEK.

I'm just having an extremely tough time deciding. On one hand I have a very powerful song that I picked last Tuesday. It was a great shield of mine, but then I have posted only serious songs here, songs with messages, and that's not the sole purpose of them.

The only defense of life is not a shield, or a sword. But laughter heals all wounds, so I turn to my friend Wierd Al for support. And yet there's still a choice...

A rough choice...

In the end, it doesn't even matter. There are some that will do better, but many of them you have to be listening to (as I am now) to get the reason why I would have picked them. The ones that truly amaze me of his are packed full of humor (whether it makes sense or not) and rhyme the entire time. Ok, not really, but some that mean nothing to me, lyrics wise, are awesome because of the way they are performed/recorded.

So I leave you with "That's your horriscope for Today". One of my favorites, and all you Saggitarius should pay heed when you listen (because you all have, or will have, a copy of this song). The saggitarius part is pretty much my favorite:

"Your Horoscope For Today"

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you call screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (yay yay yay yay yay)
That's your horoscope for today

This one you really, really have to listen to. I'll attempt to find a copy for you.

The end of trigonometry.