War.
That's right.
An open declaration of war.
We the people, declare war on life.
Not liberty, not happiness, but what you call a life.
I started this private little war a month ago and put it off so long as to now post my largest victory to date.
I'm in the fight again, more than just firing artillery over the horizon, I have people looking for you right now.
I'm a part of the driving class now.
I officially have my drivers license, and while it seems to be something a bit silly to brag about 5 years too late, I have it now and that's all that matters.
Now I can find all of you who made fun of me, and drive there, and without adult supervision!
Take that evil doers!
I will see you all soon. Don't be late.